My Adolescent Streak in Reference to Today's Headlines

Headlines:

Dolphins Trapped in Bankrupt Marine Park are Going Blind

Blind?

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is the 'Face' of the Democratic Party

AOC? Our rebuttal from a band that was formed on the edge of her Congressional District.

Chicago Mayor Probed for Hiring Only Blacks

You know what that sounds like to me?

I'll Shove it Up Their Asses: Trump Rails Against Political Opponents

Shove it up your (yeah)?

Unknown Bacteria on China's Space Station

It's only a matter of time-

RIP George Wendt

The Who Fires Ringo's Kid....Twice

Won't get fooled again, huh?

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What's our lesson for today?

Don't read newspapers.

Have no focus, post random links.