Fred Apr 3, 20231 minHappiest Songs According to Science (?)Apparently some science hack came up with the Top 10 Happiest Songs According to Science: 1. “Don’t Stop Me Now” // Queen 2. “Dancing...
Fred Jan 25, 20236 minThe Decline of American Excellence (Part II) -or- 20 Worst Movies of All TimeRecently I wrote about not being able to watch TV like a normal human being. I know, I know, first world problems. But the analogy I used...
Fred Nov 1, 20224 minTop 10 Talented Musicians Kicked Out of Bands for Absurd ReasonsAs a Dead Kennedys fan, DH Peligro's death hit especially hard. After the Dead Kennedys broke up, Peligro drifted around from band to...
Fred May 6, 20223 minMedia Whore Phoebe Bridgers -or- Top 10 Songs About AbortionYesterday, folk musician Phoebe Bridgers was spouting off about her abortion at CNN. Dammit, it's not that hard of a concept. If you have...
Fred Oct 30, 20213 minTop 10 Ways the NFL is Not Like SlaveryOr, the alternate title, Colin Kaepernick Does Not Love Football (Part V). Why am I so bent out of shape about Colin Kaepernick? He,...
Fred Oct 24, 20211 minTop 10 Alec Baldwin Rust MemesEarlier in the week I spoke to Ted, my partner at Beacon of Speech, on the telephone. I told him there was a tornado headed for his...