Top 10 Things Kelly Osbourne is Going Through
- Fred
- Mar 1
- 1 min read
Human zombie Kelly Osbourne is lashing out against a very unforgiving public due to negative comments made about her at the BRIT Awards:
Hmm, she is going through a lot.
Very displeased about being dropped from the Return of the Living Dead reboot for looking too realistic.
Upset that it was reported that she was engaged to the dead member of Slipknot.
E! invited her back to the network, but only to be a guest on Botched!
Was voted "least talented" Osbourne sibling, while Jack was eating a pint of ice cream on the couch..
Had to listen to the Kelly Osbourne single. (Wait, wait, I was confused. She didn't have to go through that, I HAD TO GO THROUGH THAT.)
Not fair that George Kotsiopoulos is happy.
Rumored to be dropped from Ozzy's Will in favor of Anthrax's Frank Bello. (Have you heard the Got the Time bass riff?)
3, Didn't you see that Aston Villa embarrassingly lost to Wolverhampton this weekend?
There aren't a lot of RICHER rock stars for her Mom to glom onto.
The Gravy Train has pulled away.
Why am I such a jerk? You can't spend tens of thousands of dollars on plastic surgery and weight loss drugs, then bemoan that people aren't kind about your looks.
If she had cancer or MS, this article wouldn't exist.
Anything Osbourne did to her appearance, she did to herself.
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