RIP Chet

My favorite band of all time is Alice Donut.

I'd like to think of myself as their biggest fan, but everyone knows that their biggest fan was Chet, star of the Mrs. Hayes video.

God Bless him in his next journey, rockin' out to Alice Donut in the afterlife.

Alice Donut fans have reported the passing with few details. We will respect Chet's privacy.

Chet's last appearance with Alice Donut? In February of 2026 at the San Francisco reunion shows:

Addendum 4 hours later:

Because everyone was so vague, I thought it was a secret.

Michael Jung elaborated more at the New York Daily News.

BEACON OF SPEECH