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The Premiere League's Magic Formula Revealed

  • Writer: Fred
    Fred
  • 16 hours ago
  • 2 min read

Updated: 4 hours ago

In the NBA, NFL, and NHL, predicting an upcoming season is much harder, all those leagues have a salary cap


In the Premier League, they have Financial Fair Play rules, which are really just suggestions that everyone ignores. (Especially Manchester City.) But the secret as to who will win the next season is based on who spends the most.


<gasp>


With that being said, it is not an exact science.

In 2023-2024, we did a really nice job of predicting the future.

In 2024-2025, not so much.

In 2025-2026, we were spot on, best year ever. So good, we regretted not being gamblers.


What does 2026-2027 hold?


The Masked Soccer Prognosticator
The Masked Soccer Prognosticator

  1. Manchester City

  2. Arsenal

  3. Newcastle

  4. Chelsea

  5. Manchester United

  6. Liverpool

  7. Aston Villa

  8. Crystal Palace

  9. Fulham

  10. Tottenham

  11. Brighton

  12. Bournemouth

  13. Brentford

  14. Ipswich Town

  15. Nottingham Forrest

  16. Leeds

  17. Sunderland

  18. Hull City

  19. Everton

  20. Coventry City


Sunderland shocked the league and qualified for the Europa League this season. I love them.

I am saddened to predict that they will be fighting off relegation.


Five of the Big Six will be back in the Top 6, while Tottenham will gravitate back towards the middle.


I really wanted Tottenham to get relegated last year, not because I didn't like them, but to prove that money doesn't buy wins. But cash will buy them out of past mistakes. Tottenham fans will be ecstatic with mediocrity this year.



Addendum 1 Hour Later:

I forgot to make my bold prediction!


Bold Prediction:

50% chance Mauricio Pochettino will be coaching a Premier League Team by the end of the season.

50% chance Mauricio Pochettino will be coaching a club team in Spain, France, Italy, or Germany by the end of the season.


0% chance he'll be coaching the USMNT.



I wanted to beat ESPN again, but they didn't do a 1-20 prediction, just consensus picks.

Let's go head to head this year with SkyBet.

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