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Free Speech Navel Gazing
Omphaloskepsis is another word for navel gazing, so I guess I learned something new today. What I haven't learned is how stupid Americans...

Fred
Mar 2, 20243 min read


Jewel Nichols: Bad Timing or Good AI
Earlier today, I read an excellent article at Vice called: How to Get Free Coke. While many Gen Z writers are cranking out woke garbage,...

Fred
Feb 25, 20242 min read


The Country Subsidiary of Beyoncé Inc.
Congratulations to Beyoncé for making a crappy country song. Nothing personal against her, but here's the 10 Top Country songs today,...

Fred
Feb 21, 20242 min read


"The Great Schism" Never Ended
Nearly a thousand years ago, the Catholic Church ripped in half over interpreting Doctrine. The Catholic Church remained intact to the...

Fred
Feb 20, 20244 min read


I Cannot Be Brainwashed Into Thinking Lars Ulrich is the Best Drummer on Earth
There is something very strange happening on my Facebook feed. In the last 5 days, I've been fed 3 different sponsored feeds with some...

Fred
Feb 18, 20242 min read


LeBron Can Get Bent
I read, with jaw asunder, that the Golden State Warriors "nearly" traded for LeBron James earlier in the week. Why is NEARLY in quotation...

Fred
Feb 17, 20243 min read


War: A Very Short Essay
The oft-quoted Rush Limbaugh used to say: "An army exists for only 2 Reasons: To Kill People and To Break Stuff." An army should not be...

Fred
Feb 16, 20241 min read


The Elephant in the Room: Robert Kennedy Jr.
In 1960, televisions across this great nation were plied with upbeat jingles touting Democrat candidate John F. Kennedy. This specific ad...

Fred
Feb 12, 20242 min read


Wayne Gretzky's Cleveland Hockey Highlights
You know how many career regular season NHL goals Wayne Gretzky had in Cleveland, Ohio? ZERO. Then how does Gretzky have Cleveland...

Fred
Feb 10, 20244 min read


You Would Kill Hitler, Right?
(The working title was: Dean Obeidallah - Time to Step Your Game Up) CNN's Dean Obeidallah is at it again. First of all, we don't like...

Fred
Feb 9, 20244 min read


Beyoncé Inc.
Every other story I read about the 2024 Grammys is about Jay Z complaining that his wife has never won the Album of the Year, despite...

Fred
Feb 7, 20242 min read


Lindsey Horan vs Alexi Lalas
Earlier this week, USWNT member Lindsey Horan had this controversial take "US Soccer Fans Aren't That Smart." Immediately, former USMNT...

Fred
Feb 4, 20243 min read


Miles Davis: "No One Owns Me"
That's very brazen of me to quote a man that's been dead 32 years, but let me tell you, I'd bet my house that if Miles Davis were alive...

Fred
Feb 2, 20243 min read


How to Nuke Iran Without Nuking Iran
In 1979, Iran took 52 American hostages. Jimmy Carter didn't rescue them and when Ronald Reagan was about to take office, he let Iran...

Fred
Jan 31, 20242 min read


What is Going On in Russia?
I should steal what's going at The SVR General Channel in Russia and make it into a movie. Nah, no one would believe it. Editor's Note:...

Fred
Jan 24, 20242 min read


Rand Paul Can Shut the Hell Up
Rand Paul is at it again. Last week, he announced his #NeverHaley movement. Rand Paul doesn't like Nikki Haley, thinks she's too much...

Fred
Jan 23, 20242 min read


Pope Francis is a Crappy Pope
If you were Pope, what would you do about the situation in Israel? Now most of the Israelis are Jews. That's no secret. Most of the...

Fred
Jan 21, 20243 min read


In Defense of Richard Simmons
I'm not the biggest Richard Simmons fan, I thought he was funny on the David Letterman Show, I thought his workout videos were a bit...

Fred
Jan 20, 20242 min read


Worst Indoor Soccer Team of All Time?
MLIS's Ohio Extreme is off to a poor start for the 2024 Season. Game I: Loss 25-2 v Grand Rapids Game II: Loss 27-1 v Chicago Game III:...

Fred
Jan 19, 20242 min read


Cleveland.com: Right on the Brink
This was the front of cleveland.com today. They are closer to the brink than they want to admit. This Country Music Legend is Singing the...

Fred
Jan 18, 20241 min read


Wes Borland v Elijah Blue Allman
When I was a little kid, I kind of liked Cher. I especially gravitated to the darkness of Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves. (But then I turned...

Fred
Jan 16, 20242 min read


Sinéad O'Connor Did Not Die of "Natural Causes"
I'm a liar? You read it all over the internet? Natural Causes - New York Times Natural Causes - NBC News Natural Causes - Rolling Stone...

Fred
Jan 15, 20242 min read


Can We Say "House Negro" in 2024?
(The working title of the article was going to be 'Stephen A. is Right...Again.') Stephen A. Smith then went on to rant for 40 MORE...

Fred
Jan 14, 20244 min read


Technically, BIDEN's Party is Manipulating the 2024 Election
The mean Colorado Supreme Court won't let Donald Trump on the presidential primary ballot. Michigan and California are thinking about...

Fred
Jan 12, 20244 min read
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