• Fred

Future Prophet Bart Simpson


It was only 2005 when the new religion the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster was born. Along that same vein, I heard a quote so good from a season 25 episode of the Simpsons, I'm not convinced that there won't be an offshoot of Christianity based off of Bart-isms. I'm not saying I agree or disagree, but damn is this good writing.

Bart: Well, no way I'm giving a valentine to Nelson. He's a bully, and I do not love him.

Marge: Jesus says to love your enemies.

Bart: That's because Jesus knows one day, he gets to look his enemies in the eye and say "It was me who sent you to Hell."

Kudos to you Brian Kelley!


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