Amoye Favour's AI Slop

As I was doing some site cleanup, I came across some of my old articles about Amoye Favour. I wondered aloud to myself, "I wonder if he/it/they are still around?"

Not only is Amoye Favour still around, but he/it/they just published an article earlier this week!

10 Metal Musicians with Asperger's Syndrome

Let's cut to the chase and grade Favour's 10 Choices:

Craig Nicolls - Lead singer of the Vines? Not Metal.

Marty Balin - Member of the Jefferson Airplane? Not one ounce of Metal.

Courtney Love - What are we doing here? Not Metal.

David Byrne - The Talking Heads front man? Not Metal.

Joe Walsh - This entire list is garbage. Not Metal.

Gary Numan - Not Metal.

Bjork - Not Metal. Doesn't even has Asperger's.

Pip Brown - Didn't know who Ladyhawk even was. It's Indie Rock.

James Durbin - Not Metal. He was a contestant on American Idol.

Example - Who in the hell is Example? Apparently, he's a White, British Rapper. My kid's friend Chunk Boner is a better rapper.

Again, I don't mean to be an old, Metal Gatekeeper, but none of those artists are even REMOTELY Metal.

At first, I wanted to fight Amoye Favour.

Then I was convinced he/it/they were just bad AI and I wanted to fight whoever programmed AI.

Then I wanted to fight the editor of the Metal Shout website. I'm not sure that's not AI Generated Crap either.

Who is actually accountable for the content? Who knows?

As for me? Death by a 1,000 Cuts.