Dangerous?

Came across this story at CNN:

On its face, the story doesn't sound all that absurd, But I'm going to ask you, the reader: Do you work at Amazon?

Now hopefully you answered no. (Amazon is notoriously one of the worst large employers in America.) But my Cousin Dan answered the Amazon call and worked in one of their Ohio Warehouses for about a year.

Cousin Dan said 2 general categories accounted for 50% of Amazon's sales.

1. Sex Toys/Marital Aides

2. Religious Objects

So if you re-read the CNN headline in that context...

That's really funny.