I have been inundated with Prince Harry news from multiple countries and angles.
British Outlets: Final Nail in Harry's Coffin at the Daily Mail.
American Outlets: Prince Harry is Publishing a memoir at CNN.
Canadian Outlets: Prince Harry Publishing 'intimate and heartfelt' memoir at CBC....
But you know what? I don't want to talk about Prince Harry. He has no special gifts. He is simply a spoiled Prince. Meghan Markle, she's the one with the gift, she has the Magic Pussy.
Since Harry met Meghan, she's convinced him to leave the Royal Family.
Leave Great Britain.
And leave his job as a Prince of England, which, I could argue, is the easiest high paying job in the world. A job you can't apply for.
Now Markle is celebrating her celebrity mentors and her 40th Birthday by rolling out her 40 x 40 Project....
You know what, let's stop there for a moment. Again. I actually admire the Kardashians more than Meghan Markle.
The Kardashian Clan built their own brand selling sex, Meghan Markle built a brand based on being woke and being married to a Prince. But the Kardashians didn't need a man to center their hit reality show, it was about women. It doesn't matter if I hated it, millions of other Americans loved it. The Kardashians have one of the biggest social media presences in the world. If Markle wasn't married to Prince Harry, she'd be another semi-employed woke actress in Hollywood, a place where you throw a stick and hit piles of other semi-employed woke actresses.
But Markle parlayed the mastery of her sexual organ into piles and piles and piles of money, because she used it to lure Prince Harry out of a job he seemingly, and inexplicably, hated. If he loved his "job," he wouldn't be trying to sell a book about how much he hated it.
Remember, detached Prince Charles didn't give Harry great advice, but his Grandpa, the late Prince Phillip, did. Phillip warned Harry "one should only 'step out' with actresses, not marry them."
Markle better hope Harry doesn't get tired of her magic, or she'll disappear back into the ether like Heather Mills.
"I told Prince Harry 'She'll ruin your life.'" - Her Brother