Melania Trump: Opportunist
- Fred
- 1 minute ago
- 2 min read
Do you remember when Kanye was "normal" and spoke universal truths?
Why am I posting a song called Gold Digger in an article about Melania Trump?
I digress.
I cannot tell you how mad that makes me, from multiple angles.
If Melania Trump was fat, she would still be living in Novo Mesto, Slovenia and she'd be married to a manager at the Revoz Factory, acting like a Slovenian Karen.
But since she's good looking, so she became a model. Name one discernable skill/accomplishment unrelated to her looks.
I would argue that Melania isn't even married to Donald Trump, but is married to his Lifestyle. How can I make such an outlandish statement? Because of the dozens of sexual misconduct allegations during their marriage. And, of course, that list doesn't include all of Donald's satisfied mistresses that have stayed quiet.
Melania Trump is awful noisy about things that don't matter, like comedy, and awful quiet about things that do matter, like legal issues.
As far as I can see, Melania Trump isn't anything more than a glorified Sugar Baby.....
Why the sharp attitude?
Beacon of Speech, at its core, is a free speech website. Last year, one of our favorite articles was the Top 20 Comedy Albums of All-Time. No one read it, but we loved writing it. I am racking my brain here, but I can't think of one comedian that should have been fired from their day job for something that they said on their show or comedy special. Not one.
Comedians are the embodiment of free speech, and though I don't enjoy Kimmel's comedy (on ABC), nothing he's said should get him fired.
I could drone on and on, but I'm just spinning my wheels here.
I am sorry to be this guy, but if Melania doesn't like American Comedy, she should pack up and go back to Yugoslavia.
I know, that's not funny either.
Why such a short article? I'm not promoting it and if I go on, the tone is only going to get more and more sour.
It simply exists for my own edification.
