Road Ragers Anonymous
When I was a younger man, I may or may not have had issues with road rage.
When I was a younger man, I may or may not have driven with a bat in the front seat of my car on my way to work.
When I was a younger man, I may or may not have mentioned to my partner at Beacon of Speech, Ted, that if Cleveland Protesters wanted to block traffic, I wasn't going to end up like Reginald Denny. The work van was going to be on Fox 8 news.
So it was with great interest when I went to NBC News and saw this headline:
Oklahoma Passes Law Protecting Drivers Who Kill or Hurt Rioters
GOOD FOR OKLAHOMA!
Over at NPR:
Oklahoma Law Grants Immunity To Drivers Who Unintentionally Harm Protesters
Yeah, suck it NPR. I really am thinking about moving to Oklahoma now.
I don't have a lot of vices in my life, but now I know how those Potheads felt about Chuck Schumer on 4-20.
Oklahoma Governor Kevin Stitt is getting my vote as soon as I get to the Sooner State.