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Tabloid Predictions

Updated: Dec 14, 2022

On February 27, 2018, I predicted Emily Ratajowski's marriage would end in under 6 months. I was "technically" off by a few years. Here's a screen shot of my old prediction along with some random sage advice from Frank Zappa.



You claim I was off by years? But according to the Daily Mail, "serial cheater" and nameless loser, Mr. Ratajkowski has been a bad, bad boy, almost right from the rip....

Why am I talking about tabloid fodder? You know what, I don't know. Of all the topics I could be writing about, I'm not sure why I'm following up on a one line throwaway prediction from 4 years ago. I think deep, deep down, I'm still surprised that Beacon of Speech is still around.

Double or nothing you say? Okay.

3 More Tabloid Predictions:

  • Within 5 years, Mr. Meghan Markle will attempt suicide. He is married to the devil.

  • Within 5 years, 2 Kardashian ex-husbands will be dead.

  • Within 5 years, Emily Ratajkowski will marry a real celebrity.

You want more content than that? I don't know what to tell you-

Here's a funny meme:

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