Thank You President Trump, I Owe You One

At my day job today, I was madder than I've been for years, didn't even look at the news until 8 PM at night, too, too busy putting out fires.

Then I saw this story at the Daily Star: Prince Harry and Meghan's UK Return Partly Driven by 'Dislike' of US President Trump

GOOD!

Good riddance to spoiled, no-talent brats.

The literal Prince of England quit his job to follow his D-List Celebrity Wife to America and failed to market their brand of whining about their Rich Privilege?

Who could have seen that coming?

And it's Trump's Fault that they're utter American Failures? Hardly.

Get out of my country!

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Trump approval falls to 33%, lowest of his presidency, Reuters/Ipsos poll finds

I'm not the biggest Donald Trump fan either, but guess what? I have no lifeboat to another country and no money bed to lie in when I put my head on the pillow at night.

It must be nice to have been bored with the Monarchy, slum it in America, then get fed up living in Montecito, California, prompting a move back to London.

Hey AI, tell me about Montecito, California: "The median home price in Montecito, California, ranges between $5.7 million and $7.2 million, depending on active listings and recent sales. Real estate data shows an average price per square foot of about $2,145, with active luxury estate listings pushing median asking prices closer to $7.95 million."

Hey AI, I want to know exactly where Prince Harry lives, so I know how much his home is: "the exact street address of their property is not publicly disclosed."

Then I asked AI to generate an image for this term: "Kick in the Ass"

Wix's AI said the term violated their policy regarding violence and wouldn't generate.

Went to Perchance, tried the same thing, and their policy said the term violated their policy regarding violence also.

Then I tried a bunch of synonyms for ass, like butt, rear, and bottom, all to no avail.

Then I was mad at AI.

And Harry.

And Meagan.

Editor's Note: I misspelled Meghan? I don't fucking care, I'm not changing it. If she didn't marry the loser 5th in line to the English throne, I wouldn't even know her name.

My failures in life are due to the guy in the mirror.

Not because of Donald Trump.

Maybe the Markle-Mountbatten-Windsors, or whatever their last name is, should look in their mirrors.

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Side Note: Why did we use an image of a crashing, burning airplane instead of a "kick in the ass?"

Man, this whole article is a mess.