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An Unconventional Review: Clerks 3

Updated: Sep 20

Trevor Fehrman: A+

Jeff Anderson: A

Brian O' Halloran: A

Kevin Smith: D

Soundtrack (other than The Black Parade): F


You know what? I changed my mind. I'm not going to review Clerks 3, because I wish I could unwatch it.




 

Bonus Unconventional Review: Jay and Silent Bob Reboot


Editor's Note: For 2 years, my Jay and Silent Bob Reboot review languished in the Drafts section of BOS. I never had the motivation to finish it. I still don't. Here's the half written sloppy draft:


You ever run into an old friend after 25 years or so? It's great to see them, but then after sharing a laugh or two, you quietly part, knowing that you'll never talk to that friend again?

Yeah, that was the movie equivalent of the Jay and Silent Bob Reboot.

It was nice to see all of your favorite characters from the View Askew Universe and Kevin Smith had an entertaining perspective on Reboots in general. But an actual assessment of the movie?

No Comment....



Just a reminder, Clerks was the greatest movie ever made. Kevin Smith though, is like the Bizarro Orson Welles, he physically keeps getting smaller and smaller with each film he releases....


Addendum 2 days later: You know what? Maybe I will review Clerks 3, Zapruder Style.


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