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Drum Your Brains Out

  • Writer: Fred
    Fred
  • 49 minutes ago
  • 1 min read

Last week, I lost the Pulitzer Contest to a bunch of Woke Warriors. I am still irrationally sour about it.


I'm not arrogant enough to sue the Pulitzers, like Trump.

I don't have the moral gravitas of Emily Damari to actually do anything beyond whining.


I just want to beat on something.....

Like a DRUM!


I started with all kinds of ideas to build a skeleton of an article, then said "aw, screw it. Here's a bunch of drum songs."


Breathe (Live) by Ministry



Civilized Worm by the Melvins



Wait and Bleed by Slipknot



Gene Hoglan's Skeksis (Isolated Drums)



Indians by Anthrax



I Can't Break Away by Big Pig



Wipeout by the Ventures



21st Century Schizoid Man (Live) by King Crimson



Cherub by Butthole Surfers



Antmusic by Adam and the Ants



Drum and the Uncomfortable Can by the Liars



As If By Remote by Laddio Bolocko





And, of course, the most obvious example.




Do I have any last words from this mailed in article?

Yeah.....

No.....

Meh.....


January 14, 1978


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