If I could change one thing about the Daily Mail (UK), I would change the way they cover Harry and Meghan. How so? I wish they wouldn't cover them at all.
Every time I see (formally known as Prince) Harry, this song runs through my head.
Every time I see Meghan, this song runs through my head.
Every time I see those spoiled rotten kids?
Every time I see Harry and Meghan together about town?
Every time I read about Harry and Meghan's Netflix deal?
Every time I see Harry and Meghan and Oprah.
Would I rather hang out in the Markle Palace or Young George Harrison's Palace?
Would I rather hang out in the Markle Palace or Young Slade's Palace?
Would I rather hang out in the Markle Palace or Puppy (the Band's) Palace.
Hanging out with the Markles? Levels and levels of hell.
Kind of tired of stories I put a lot of effort into getting no views.
That's why you get this half-assed, jealous diatribe about no talent hacks who have money rain down upon them just for breathing air.
Addendum: 2 days later...
I never thought I'd come back to this article, then Donald Trump spoke:
So this one goes out to Harry, from Donald-
...it's obvious who wears the pants
Your friends all hate you, you don't care
'Cause you've been trapped in her lair
And hopefully, one day, you'll see
That pussy can be caught for free...