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Robert Jeffress is Going to Hell

Writer: Fred
Fred
4 days ago
1 min read

We try so, so hard to write with a level head at Beacon of Speech, but it doesn't always work out that way.


Back in 2024 was the last time we lost our cool, adding Lori Vallow to our list of people FOR SURE going to hell:

  • Lori Vallow

  • Former NFL'er Aaron Hernandez

  • Rock Hall of Famer David Crosby

  • Former Pop Icon Michael Jackson


Now today I add my first Pastor, Robert Jeffress of the First Baptist Church in Dallas, Texas.


What did Jeffress do that was so egregious? Here's his quote on FoxNews earlier this year: "It looks like President Trump has a better understanding of what the Bible teaches about the role of government than the pope has."


Listen closely Fuckface, President Trump doesn't have a better understanding of what the Bible says about anything. Trump uses the Bible as a political prop when it serves his needs, as nothing in the Bible guides his hands in either his personal, or professional, life.






And for the last few months, that spark of an idea wasted away in the Drafts section. Then I tried to continue:


According to AI




...... then Disgraced Televangelist Jim Bakker died today.


Jeffress and Bakker will both be playing tiddlywinks in hell together soon enough....


Screw it, hack job article is over and dumped in the alley like garbage.





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