"The" Male Reproductive Organ in the News

According to Yahoo News: Jeffrey Epstein had a short "egg-shaped penis." When did this story come out? Just this week. Who saw it? The original reference was from one of Epstein's Trials over a decade ago. Whereas it just hit the current news cycle now as files are being dropped this time around. If you google it, about a dozen stories pop up.

Just last week, scientists discovered that Adolf Hitler had Kallman Syndrome. What does that mean? There is a strong link between Kallman Syndrome and having a micropenis.

Earlier this year, Charlie Hebdo was criticized for animating Donald Trump's small penis, then in America....

Editor's Note: I put that black bar there, eventually Trump will get around to suing Charlie Hebdo once he realizes they exist. I don't need that headache.

.... Trey Parker and Matt Stone did the same thing on their long running show South Park and got some push back.

Elon Musk has also been in the news this year, but no one knows exactly his penis size because his ex-girlfriend Grimes stated: "He had some sort of defective robot penis."

Which I didn't want to research any further.

How did we get here?

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From Beacon of Speech in 2018: "When I was a kid, I had never heard the word penis on TV, like, ever. Even when I was a young adult, it was just never uttered over the airwaves. I was a male, so I knew what a penis was, and I had heard the word in just about every context imaginable, but I never heard it on TV. Then, in 1993, Lorena Bobbitt cut off her husband John's Penis, then, all of a sudden, every news station in America was giddy and giggled at the salacious nature of the crime.

"I'm sorry (fellow newscaster), what did you say she cut off?"

<tee hee>

"His penis." 

I heard the word penis more times on June 24, 1993 newscasts than I had heard in one day before or since. Every once in a while, you still hear the word penis on TV, but I remember the day that the broadcasting contexts had changed."

Now, in the mudslinging days of 2025, I keep coming across penis references. Also in the news earlier this week, influencer Haylee Baylee made news when she admitted, on a podcast, that she divorced her husband because he was "too big:" Haley Baylee Says NFL Player Matt Kalil's Large Penis Size Ended Their Marriage.

Baylee also said her husband was "nice," as in his personality. Even though he was a millionaire, nice, and well-endowed, she divorced him anyhow? In only a year? Good luck on your next marriage.

Comedian Pete Davidson lamented the size of his penis after Ariana Grande let the cat out of the bag pertaining to how long he was. Oh, poor Pete, in the top percentile of penis size, yet wants to be known for his comedy.

Let me be clear, as a free speech/libertarian website, we CAN talk about this, but I keep getting the sinking feeling in my stomach that we shouldn't be talking about it.

I feel dirty and need to take a shower.

And I definitely don't want to watch JD Vance or Gavin Newsom whipping out their cocks and measuring them on the table at the 2028 Presidential Debates. Sadly, that's the road we're driving on now.

Idiocracy Avenue.

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