Pete Davidson is on Page 6 whining about the "harassment" he felt for being ugly.
No one in America cares if Davidson is ugly or not as long as he's funny (his profession).
But here's the point that the (seemingly) oblivious Davidson is missing. In America, we are keenly aware of whether couples "match" or not.
People don't hate Pete Davidson because he's ugly, it's because he's an average schlub dating the hottest women in Hollywood. If Davidson was dating the good-looking Assistant Manager at TGIFriday's, no one would bat an eye.
Pete Davidson is a dope that won the lottery and is now bitching about winning the lottery.
He's also claiming that the tabloids ruined his life. Hmm. Let's say Pete Davidson was dating the Assistant Manager at TGIFriday's, but he's a dog and dumped her to date the sales rep at Pfizer. You know who's NOT in the tabloids? Pete Davidson.
The tabloids only care because they are obsessed with celebrity couples. Subliminally, they know that Davidson is breaking the universal truth. (And that sells newspapers). I don't believe he's really that stupid that he doesn't understand that, but hey, he could be. And I don't mean to dogpile Davidson, but his 'aw shucks, I'm a victim' angle isn't going to help his cause.
If you are ugly, people expect you to date other ugly people.
If you are average, people expect you to date other average people.
If you are a beautiful celebrity, people expect you to date other beautiful people.
People just think of Davidson as average.
Now, of course, lots of ugly people are able to date beautiful people...if the ugly one has money. Money is seemingly the great equalizer in this equation.
You think I'm wrong or oversimplifying the equation? We are a free speech site, not a tabloid. Maybe I'm the one making the wrong observations and Pete Davidson is as talented as Eddie Murphy or Phil Hartman.
(I can't even type that without laughing.)
Last week, I ran Whitney Houston through the Cursed AI Generator. AI created a "Fat" Whitney and a "Strung Out" Whitney. The Cursed AI filter is supposed to find the worst, haunted version of any celebrity.
Today, I ran Pete Davidson through the Cursed AI Generator, and his photo came out BETTER.
I don't follow a lot of celebrities on Social Media, but I do follow Shane and Hannah Burcaw. When I first came across their story, I thought it was heartwarming.
Now, a few years later, I am starting to think of Shane as Social Media's version of Pete Davidson.
I am leaning towards an UNFOLLOW.
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