The headline at The Sun screamed Teen Pregnant from Oral Sex.
Wow, how can you not read that article?
Fact I: The Sun is not reporting a recent event, they are referencing an event that happened in 1988. That means the Child in question is (probably) still alive today. The Mother in question is now 52 years old. Since the life expectancy is 53 in Lesotho, there's a coin flips chance that she's still around.
Fact II: In 1988, the Mother was performing oral sex on a man when an ex-boyfriend caught her. The ex-boyfriend proceeded to stab the Mother repeatedly. The Mother received multiple stab wounds, including in the uterus and the stomach. The Mother sought medical attention and lived.
Fact III: 9 months later, the Mother was admitted to the hospital with what appeared to be labor pains. The doctors knew she couldn't be pregnant, she had a uterus and a vagina, but no vaginal opening. It was a form of vaginal agenesis.
Fact IV: Lo and behold, that Mother was pregnant and underwent an emergency c-section. A healthy baby boy was born. The doctors theorized that some sperm survived the trip down the esophagus, got stuck on the knife when she was stabbed, then came off in the uterus when stabbed again. The entry wound sites made the theory, at the very least, plausible. But, I'm not sure how many Dr. Houses there are in Lesotho.
Now what's my point?
Some speculate that Donald Trump is the Anti-Christ.
Some speculate that Vladimir Putin is the Anti-Christ.
You know who I'm worried about? That 37 year old kid in Lesotho. That sounds like a devil's miracle. If this is the end times, that's who I'm worried about.
The Sun referenced the story in relation to another rare pregnancy story. Screw that, I want to know the name of that kid (now adult) so we can keep an eye on him. That's the Anti-Christ's version of a Virgin Birth.
I NEVER thought I would come back to this story, but 3 days later:
Lesotho insulted after Trump says nobody has heard of the country - CNN
When I saw Lesotho was on the news today, I said "hey, that's where the Anti-Christ lives."
What is better? Being unknown, or the home of the Anti-Christ?
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