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Alex Jones' Upcoming Holiday to Belize

  • Writer: Fred
    Fred
  • Apr 23
  • 3 min read

About a month ago, I saw a YouTuber reviewing the life of Rasputin.



I think it was this one, but I'm not sure. The point is, at the end of the Rasputin Story, the host said "Imagine if Donald Trump had a homeless nutjob as a presidential advisor."


Then I thought....


He does.



Do you know why Rush Limbaugh lived in Florida most of his adult life? He talked about American politicians doing great things in their districts, then going to Washington D.C. and "changing."


That's why when Donald Trump ran for President in 2016, he talked about draining the swamp.


But right from the start of his first administration, one of Trump's most fervent allies was Alex Jones. Who exactly is Alex Jones? He's a Right-Wing, Conspiracy Theory-Spewing, Talk Show Host. Now there's thousands of those in America, but what separated him from the rest? His ability to hawk vitamin pills in Red States. I am not using hyperbole, he worked for a radio network where he only got paid based on whether he could secure sponsors. That skill poured money in the Jones Family Coffers and the more cash Jones made, the stronger his online presence.


Now that Alex Jones has called out President Trump for "changing" once he returned to Washington, what is Jones' new career arc?


When Alex Jones went bankrupt, I just assumed he would go away, but he continues to rage on.


I was wrong....at least for now.





  • Quietly, Hunter Biden has moved to South Africa. Supposedly $15+ million in debt, Biden was never a mover and shaker in the Democrat Party, he seemingly did the dirty work for his Dad, Joe Biden, cashed some checks, then would move onto the next order of business. Hunter Biden's job was always that of Senator's Son or President's Son, his real life resume was paper thin. Once Biden retreated from his reelection bid, Hunter was left with few allies.....anywhere.

  • John McAfee founded the company that bore his name and wrote the first anti-virus software. Within a decade, he clashed with his own team of techies and left his own company. Despite moving on to multiple other start-ups, McAfee never matched his initial levels of success and became a Libertarian Nomad. Then there were the tax evasion charges, then the murder charges in Belize, then the "suicide" in a Spanish Prison.



I've seen the Alex Jones Movie before, Jones is not a Kingmaker, he's a shyster that moves from con to con. You think it's unfair that I lump Jones in with reprobates like Hunter Biden and John McAfee?


Eh, it's about right where he belongs. Once Trump's Administration ends, and it will end in 2028, the last of his allies will fall by the wayside. Look for Alex Jones to be on the move like Biden and McAfee after the walls closed in on them in the United States.



Technically, Alex Jones, though still screaming into a mic, has already lost his own company, InfoWars.



Supposedly, the Onion is leasing the InfoWars name after a complicated Bankruptcy Agreement.


Moderated by Tim Heidecker?


Listen, that Alex Jones downward spiral has begun.


Where might he turn up?

Maybe helping Alberta's Independence Movement?

Fending off enemies of Libertarianism in Argentina?

Glomming onto the Regime in Romania?


But I'm calling my shot, by 2029 Alex Jones will be living outside of the United States so he doesn't have to pay off his bankruptcy tab.


And he's not going to turn up somewhere cool, like London or Paris, look for him to turn up somewhere like Belmopan with a younger, native girlfriend.


Don't be surprised if Jones hangs a "have mic - will travel" sign on his door as soon as today.



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