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Priscilla Presley is a Piece of Crap
How dare I? All you Elvis fans have horse blinders on. Let me start again, using a different set of names. Mary Jo Johnson was an...

Fred
Feb 18, 20232 min read


What We Shot Down: The Suspects
Now what we have here is an ol' fashioned whodunit. Today the New York Post Reported: The Last 3 Devices Shot Down Probably WEREN'T...

Fred
Feb 14, 20233 min read


Caddyshack 3 Sucked
Caddyshack was one of the highest grossing comedies of 1980. Starring: Chevy Chase Bill Murray Rodney Dangerfield Ted Knight (Who was the...

Fred
Feb 12, 20231 min read


Kyrie Irving - Soap Opera MegaStar
In 2010, LeBron James made "The Decision." The 2010-2011 season for the Cleveland Cavaliers was a shambles, the largest historic dropoff...

Fred
Feb 10, 20233 min read


In Defense of Arnel Pineda
When I was a kid, you know what band I really hated? Journey I liked 2 of their 16 Top 40 hits, plus Wheel in the Sky. So a grand total...

Fred
Feb 9, 20232 min read


"A Kid From Akron" In Perspective
LeBron James has been great for the NBA. As a Cleveland Sports fan, I am here to tell you he wasn't great for the Cleveland Cavaliers....

Fred
Feb 8, 20233 min read


Woke Fan Girl: Hannah Yasharoff
This past weekend, Beyoncé became the winningest artist in the history of the Grammys. The USA Today's Hannah Yasharoff claimed that...

Fred
Feb 7, 20232 min read


boygenius = Traveling Wilburys
Yeah, that's not a compliment. When I went over to Rolling Stone today, imagine my surprise: Uggh. We are NOT fans of folk rock here at...

Fred
Feb 4, 20232 min read


That Chinese Balloon is Really Pissing Me Off
All over the internet today, the news of the Chinese Spy Balloon has set off an avalanche of conjecture: Platform for EMP Attack?...

Fred
Feb 3, 20232 min read


Sometimes America Sucks
You see that legless gentleman right there? That's Anthony Lowe Jr., about 30 seconds before his death. Anthony Lowe Jr. Mr. Lowe...

Fred
Feb 1, 20232 min read


Quentin Tarantino is Shaq....in 2011
I just finished watching Once Upon a Time...in Hollywood. Terrible. Horrible. Abysmal... Wait, let's start again. Once Upon a Time... in...

Fred
Jan 29, 20231 min read


The Dangerous Nancy Kelsey
Dangerous, as in her truth telling skills? Uh no. Nancy Kelsey is one of the stable of woke content creators at cleveland.com. What's my...

Fred
Jan 29, 20233 min read


Maybe Viktor Orbán is Right
The Prime Minister of Hungary, Viktor Orban, doesn't want the West to send tanks to Ukraine. His assessment is that the West is...

Fred
Jan 28, 20233 min read


One of These Things Don't Belong: Jefferson Starship Edition
One of my favorite songs of all time is Jane by the Jefferson Starship. I love the soaring vocals and the heavy rock guitar, but Jane...

Fred
Jan 26, 20232 min read


The Decline of American Excellence (Part II) -or- 20 Worst Movies of All Time
Recently I wrote about not being able to watch TV like a normal human being. I know, I know, first world problems. But the analogy I used...

Fred
Jan 24, 20236 min read


Sorry, David Crosby Ain't Goin' to Heaven Either
Back in 2018, I was in a particularly surly mood- (What part of 2018? I said 2018.) I was kind of stunned at the coverage of Aaron...

Fred
Jan 22, 20232 min read


Cliff Rocks!
So this is kind of a cut and paste article, but I'm going to answer a question that my friend Cliff asked me. He wanted to know about...

Fred
Jan 21, 20232 min read


In Defense of Maegan Hall
All across the MLK Holiday weekend, Maegan Hall has been getting the meme treatment. "The (LaVergne) officers spoke about sharing...

Fred
Jan 16, 20232 min read


Best Song of 2022: 27 Questions
Top Song of 2022? Billboard: Bad Habit by Steve Lacy Complex: Jimmy Cooks by Drake & 21 Savage Rolling Stone: Titi Me Pregunto by Bad...

Fred
Jan 15, 20232 min read


I Will Fight CNN Right Now
I was taking my morning sojourn to CNN.com and came across an intriguing headline: I worked on Document Handling Issues in Government....

Fred
Jan 15, 20233 min read


Just a Reminder Kids, CNN is Constantly Spinning Events
There was a crime in America last week where the victim is currently on the edge of death and the shooter was apprehended, but was not...

Fred
Jan 12, 20233 min read


Soccer as an Anthropological Tool
I was at the Drudge Report last week and saw this headline: A second war in Europe? Of course it has to be the Serbians.... Let me tell...

Fred
Jan 9, 20234 min read


I Don't Want Zinedine Zidane for the USMNT Coach
Well, your response would be "it doesn't matter what you want, he ain't coming." Who would be my dream candidate? Caleb Porter. Caleb...

Fred
Jan 8, 20232 min read


I Believe Joe Buck 1,000%
I am not a professional wrestling fan, so excuse the cut and paste job, but one of the worst incidents in the history of wrestling was...

Fred
Jan 4, 20235 min read
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