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Whitney Houston According to Beacon of Speech
The Daily Star (UK) ran Whitney Houston through an AI Generator and said this is what she would look like today if she was still alive:...

Fred
Feb 11, 20251 min read


Top 50 Protest Songs (1980 - Today)
Last week, Rolling Stone came out with another list that tried to de-escalate masculinity in music. The 100 Best Protest Songs of All...

Fred
Feb 9, 20255 min read


Kudos to our Superintendent
As we have mentioned before, my day job is in the local school district. Our Superintendent is a good man. The last Superintendent was as...

Fred
Feb 8, 20252 min read


Katherine Long vs Elon Musk
Elon Musk threw a tantrum today and demanded that the Wall Street Journal's Katherine Long be fired. Ah, ah, ah, Elon is the head of the...

Fred
Feb 7, 20252 min read


Nico Tyron Harrison's Foolish Bet
By now, everyone has been briefed on the seismic NBA Trade that sent Luka Doncic to the L.A. Lakers in exchange for Anthony Davis. (And...

Fred
Feb 6, 20253 min read


The New York Yankees Can Piss Off
"Baseball commissioner Rob Manfred says he is getting emails from fans concerned over the sport's lack of a salary cap following an...

Fred
Feb 6, 20252 min read


What are the Rules?
Every day the news is more absurd than the day before: Trade War with Canada Invasion of Panama? Planes Mid-Air Crash I can't believe any...

Fred
Feb 2, 20252 min read


LeBron, LeBron, LeBron
You can't see this at home, but I'm shaking my head in disapproval. LeBron is 40. I can't stress this enough. I COULD WRITE IT IN ALL...

Fred
Feb 2, 20253 min read


Donald Trump: Worst Fascist Ever
Where are the concentration camps? Where are the padlocked doors at CNN? Where are the shut down universities? Where are the goon squads,...

Fred
Jan 29, 20253 min read


Google's Al Jazeera Problem
I literally just googled the term: NEWS That is what came up. Now the above screen shot is from January 27, 2025. I often go to Google...

Fred
Jan 28, 20253 min read


Okay Dummies, Let Me Explain the 22nd Amendment to You
" Representative Andy Ogles, a Tennessee Republican , has proposed a resolution to amend the U.S. Constitution that would allow...

Fred
Jan 26, 20253 min read


Where's Artie?
Beer League just came up on Tubi, so of course I'm going to watch that. The Artie I'm talking about is Artie Lange. And about once a...

Fred
Jan 25, 20251 min read


God Bless Diego Luna
Earlier this evening, the United States Men's Soccer Team was playing in an international friendly against Costa Rica. Since Costa Rica...

Fred
Jan 22, 20251 min read


Are the Faroe Islands Up for Grabs?
Like Greenland, the Faroe Islands are a territory of Denmark. For the last few weeks, Donald Trump has been publicly flirting with...

Fred
Jan 21, 20253 min read


Congratulations Ohio State!!!
We are going to make this short and sweet. Every team sport in college has had a playoff, and has had one for, at least, 50 years. Every-...

Fred
Jan 20, 20251 min read


How to Humiliate Kim Jong Il on the World Stage
Step I: If you are Ukraine, you take your drones and drop pamphlets over the North Korean troops that read: Surrender now, Emigrate to...

Fred
Jan 20, 20252 min read


The (Second) Inauguration of Donald J. Trump... from a Living Room in Cleveland
I had the inauguration on in the background, working on a separate Beacon of Speech article, when I noticed Lauren Sanchez taking selfies...

Fred
Jan 20, 20252 min read


Why Jesus Doesn't Answer Your Prayers
According to the Daily Mail (UK), the answer is quite simple. You've been praying to the wrong person . "Experts say that Jesus' last...

Fred
Jan 19, 20251 min read


Leslie Kouba's Woke Garbage
Ah, another year, more woke garbage from cleveland.com . You would think that Editor Chris Quinn, who burns the midnight oil on corporate...

Fred
Jan 19, 20251 min read


Joe Biden's Parting Mumble
2 days ago, Joe Biden gave his farewell address to the United States of America. Can you name one profound quote, one historic soundbite...

Fred
Jan 17, 20251 min read


The Greatest Active Indoor Soccer Player Just Quit on his Team
Franck Tayou, North America's greatest active Indoor Soccer Player, unexpectantly walked out on his St. Louis Ambush teammates...

Fred
Jan 15, 20252 min read


Rex Huppke's Partisan Gibberish
When Republicans are President, everything bad in the country is their fault. When Democrats are President, America is complicated....

Fred
Jan 13, 20252 min read


Trump's Imperialistic Mistake
What Democrats fail to mention, while they were standing aghast at Donald Trump's proposals to annex Canada and Greenland, is that when...

Fred
Jan 12, 20253 min read


The Move, Part II: The Cleveland Browns are Packing Their Bags
All sports fans know the stories of the Cleveland Browns' epic struggles: The Drive! The Fumble! The Move! 0-16! 1-31! What is going on...

Fred
Jan 11, 20256 min read
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