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Lazy, Lazy Journalism
Editor's Note: The working title was Beacon of Speech Conceptual Artists Part V I feel like crap. For the past week, I've had some virus...

Fred
Oct 12, 20244 min read


How Hard is it to Pick a Nickname in Sports?
I was scrolling through ESPN's NHL Schedules and came across the Utah Hockey Club . The Utah Hockey Club....? Oh, that's right, the old...

Fred
Oct 12, 20243 min read


Alice Donut's 2025 Return
The lead singer of Alice Donut reminds the faithful that the only thing that can stop a great punk band is logistics. The news wasn't a...

Fred
Oct 11, 20241 min read


Bronny James Preseason Debut
I will state this again : The L.A. Lakers did not draft Bronny James to help them win basketball games. They drafted him in order to make...

Fred
Oct 6, 20241 min read


Rolling Stone: Please Just Change the Name of Your Magazine So I Can Stop Writing These Stupid Articles
These are the covers of every Rolling Stone Magazine since February of 2021. Ice Spice? Not Rock Shakira? Not Rock Cardi B? Not Rock...

Fred
Oct 4, 20244 min read


CNN's Incoming Paywall
On April 25, 2024, I was at CNN and it was a busy news day. I went to article after article then, surprise, surprise, I got a message...

Fred
Oct 2, 20243 min read


The Proper Way to Wage a War
Where do you live? I'm not being glib here, tell me: Where do you live? Won't play ball, eh? Okay, I'll go first. I live in a...

Fred
Sep 29, 20245 min read


McDonald's "Fast" Food Scam
Editor's Note: Fort the record, I eat at McDonald's way more than I should admit. Last week, there was yet another line around the...

Fred
Sep 26, 20245 min read


The Greatest Album of the 1990's? Use Your Illusion (The Purple Album)
On September 17, 1991, Guns 'N' Roses released the bloated Use Your Illusions I & II . Most fans went out and bought both albums, Geffen...

Fred
Sep 25, 20243 min read


Netanyahu is a GENIUS!
Editor's Note: The working title of this article was: The Jews are F@#%ing GENIUSES! I am going to tell you a short story. My dearly...

Fred
Sep 22, 20243 min read


Marquis de Sade and Rich Privilege
The Marquis de Sade died in a French Prison over 200 years ago. His crimes? A ravenous sexual appetite that crossed all civilized norms....

Fred
Sep 21, 20244 min read


Free LSD - Movie Review
I just watched a new Sci-Fi/Comedy movie called Free LSD . The Preview is under Screen Shot. The four stars of the movie were the members...

Fred
Sep 18, 20242 min read


CNN's Comical Attack on RT
The investigative reporters at CNN want you to know that RT stands for Russia Today. And you know what else? Russia Today is run by a...

Fred
Sep 16, 20246 min read


Beacon of Speech's YouTube Reboot
You don't have to watch it, but you should be aware that we have rebooted our YouTube production of Beacon of Speech. As always, we try...

Fred
Sep 16, 20241 min read


The Offensive Jeremy Helligar
Jeremy Helligar is a terrible writer that has had his work published at such places as People, Reader's Digest, Medium, and Yahoo! His...

Fred
Sep 13, 20245 min read


Rooting Against Nebraska QB Dylan Raiola
One of the biggest crock-of-shit cliches in American Culture is: God, Family, Football. Football is a violent sport played by violent...

Fred
Sep 11, 20243 min read


The April 2024 Solar Eclipse for Posterity
Here's a rare picture of the author with his good friend Martin who captured the Solar Eclipse with a simple Canon Camera secured to an...

Fred
Sep 11, 20241 min read


The Loneliest Ukrainian Soldier
All I smell is mud and piss. This goddamn trench is my home, the trench is my grave, and yet I still see the panoramic view of the sky....

Fred
Sep 8, 20246 min read


Why Won't E Jean Carroll Just Go Away?
E Jean Carroll is back in the news cycle because Donald Trump won't stop perjuring himself. Now, of course, that's the short answer to...

Fred
Sep 7, 20243 min read


The Patience of Putin
On August 11, 2024, I predicted that Vladimir Putin would nuke a place like Bakhmut imminently . Why did I make that prediction? Because,...

Fred
Sep 2, 20244 min read


Four Extremely Underrated 1990's Albums by American Bands (Corrected)
Editor's Note: The working title of this article was Lee Vowell: CRACK ADDICT. I am a sucker for musical lists. Good ones make me happy,...

Fred
Sep 1, 20243 min read


The Day The National Women's Soccer League Died
You don't care about the NWSL? If you're a fan of the NBA, what happened last week could potentially kill your league too. The NWSL...

Fred
Aug 31, 20244 min read


No More Excuses for the Cleveland Browns
The Browns have, arguably, the best quarterback from 2018 to 2019 on their roster and locked into a quarter of a billion dollar contract....

Fred
Aug 25, 20242 min read


Picking the Low-Hanging Musical Fruit
Kelly Osbourne says Sid Wilson injured, 'Set Himself on Fire.' ( usatoday.com ) Of course he did. He's married to Kelly Osbourne. You...

Fred
Aug 25, 20242 min read
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