Regardless of which side of the political fence you are on. and regardless of which candidate wins the election, know that you never...

Editor's Note: The working title was How Can Rolling Stone Magazine be Wrong All the Time? Part II. Rolling Stone magazine rolled out...

In the biggest upset since Vanderbilt beat Alabama in college football, Art the Clown, the star character in the movie Terrifier 3 , beat...

As I watched Elon Musk jump up and down on stage at a Donald Trump Rally last weekend, like he was Tom Cruise on Oprah Winfrey's Couch, I...

Editor's Note: The working title was Beacon of Speech Conceptual Artists Part V I feel like crap. For the past week, I've had some virus...

I was scrolling through ESPN's NHL Schedules and came across the Utah Hockey Club . The Utah Hockey Club....? Oh, that's right, the old...

The lead singer of Alice Donut reminds the faithful that the only thing that can stop a great punk band is logistics. The news wasn't a...

I will state this again : The L.A. Lakers did not draft Bronny James to help them win basketball games. They drafted him in order to make...

These are the covers of every Rolling Stone Magazine since February of 2021. Ice Spice? Not Rock Shakira? Not Rock Cardi B? Not Rock...

On April 25, 2024, I was at CNN and it was a busy news day. I went to article after article then, surprise, surprise, I got a message...

Where do you live? I'm not being glib here, tell me: Where do you live? Won't play ball, eh? Okay, I'll go first. I live in a...

Editor's Note: Fort the record, I eat at McDonald's way more than I should admit. Last week, there was yet another line around the...

On September 17, 1991, Guns 'N' Roses released the bloated Use Your Illusions I & II . Most fans went out and bought both albums, Geffen...

Editor's Note: The working title of this article was: The Jews are F@#%ing GENIUSES! I am going to tell you a short story. My dearly...

The Marquis de Sade died in a French Prison over 200 years ago. His crimes? A ravenous sexual appetite that crossed all civilized norms....

I just watched a new Sci-Fi/Comedy movie called Free LSD . The Preview is under Screen Shot. The four stars of the movie were the members...

The investigative reporters at CNN want you to know that RT stands for Russia Today. And you know what else? Russia Today is run by a...

You don't have to watch it, but you should be aware that we have rebooted our YouTube production of Beacon of Speech. As always, we try...

Jeremy Helligar is a terrible writer that has had his work published at such places as People, Reader's Digest, Medium, and Yahoo! His...

One of the biggest crock-of-shit cliches in American Culture is: God, Family, Football. Football is a violent sport played by violent...

Here's a rare picture of the author with his good friend Martin who captured the Solar Eclipse with a simple Canon Camera secured to an...

All I smell is mud and piss. This goddamn trench is my home, the trench is my grave, and yet I still see the panoramic view of the sky....

E Jean Carroll is back in the news cycle because Donald Trump won't stop perjuring himself. Now, of course, that's the short answer to...

On August 11, 2024, I predicted that Vladimir Putin would nuke a place like Bakhmut imminently . Why did I make that prediction? Because,...