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Joe Biden's Free Pass
In the last week, I've seen all these headlines: Germany Prepares for War! Sweden Prepares for War! Finland Prepares for War! Norway...

Fred
Nov 23, 20243 min read


McDonald's Upcoming E Coli Problem in Cleveland?
From Derek Xxxxxx on his Facebook page this morning: "They let me out of the hospital finally. Nothing positive, but speculation is that...

Fred
Nov 23, 20241 min read


Proof Positive that Jimmy Haslam is the Moron - Part II
Just a month ago, I wrote Proof Positive that Jimmy Haslam is the Moron . I won't make you re-read the article, but here's the money...

Fred
Nov 21, 20242 min read


Wannabe Edgelord Amoye Favour's Poor Take on Metal (Part II)
Last week, I read an MSN music list so bad, it made my eyeballs bleed. It was the 10 Metal Bands Who Split Up and Did Better. I was...

Fred
Nov 19, 20243 min read


Why Would You Bomb a Pile of Sand?
Well, the simple answer is obviously: You Wouldn't. A few weeks ago, Israel escalated tensions in the Middle East by bombing Iran. But...

Fred
Nov 17, 20242 min read


Wannabe Edgelord Amoye Favour's Poor Take on Metal
I was at MSN and saw this article: 10 Metal Bands Who Split Up And Did Better Almost every single example was wrong. Whoever Amoye...

Fred
Nov 17, 20242 min read


PT Barnum's Boxing Prophecy
Winners of the Jake Paul/Mike Tyson Fight: Jake Paul : He won. He beat the baddest man on the planet. (30 years past his prime.) He got...

Fred
Nov 16, 20242 min read


Fuck All of You
The last time I voted for either a Democrat or Republican for President was when I cast my ballot for Bob Dole in the 1996 Presidential...

Fred
Nov 13, 20247 min read


Corporate Media Handouts
So, you (America) decided to elect Donald Trump, huh? Well, now, more than ever, you'll need our "brand" of journalism to stop him!...

Fred
Nov 10, 20241 min read


Practice Wars
Rush Limbaugh didn't want the U.S. Army to be an agent for social change. Gay rights, transgender rights, the fat acceptance movement,...

Fred
Nov 9, 20242 min read


Did Antifa Get Zero Hedge Kicked Off of the Drudge Report?
Between Midnight and 1 AM on election night, the Drudge Report dropped Zero Hedge from their list of news sources. Until Tuesday Night,...

Fred
Nov 8, 20241 min read


Liberal Corporate News Professionals
Sometimes I have a crisis of faith and I worry that I'm just not smart enough to make Beacon of Speech work. Of course I'm a failure, my...

Fred
Nov 7, 20243 min read


cleveland.com's Impossible Lose-Lose Situation
Back in April, chief editor Chris Quinn at cleveland.com wrote a Letter from the Editor justifying the newspaper's uneven coverage of...

Fred
Nov 6, 20241 min read


Free Speech Wins
Am I happy Donald Trump won? Hell no, but I knew my candidate wasn't winning, I voted for Libertarian Chase Oliver. My angry missive...

Fred
Nov 6, 20241 min read


The Five Pillars of Vice President Kamala Harris
On January 19th, 2021 the BBC published an article titled ‘Migrant Caravan: Mexico Presses U.S. to Reform Immigration’. The 7,000 plus...

The Creator
Nov 4, 20245 min read


Top 100 Novelty Songs of All Time
You ever just want to listen to music and laugh? Or smile? That's why we created the Top 100 Novelty Songs of All Time. You're not...

Fred
Nov 2, 20248 min read


Proof Positive that Jimmy Haslam is the Moron
Do you know how the owner of the Cleveland Browns, Jimmy Haslam, made his money? In 1958, Jim Haslam opened his first gas station, Pilot,...

Fred
Oct 29, 20244 min read


Beacon of Speech Conceptual Artists - Part VI
An Anonymous Author sent me a unique article and I published it. In case I get sued, I know who they are, (they helped us on our...

Fred
Oct 26, 20242 min read


Trump Derangement Syndrome is Real
Editor's Note: 20 Ways Burt Neuborne is Copying Joseph Stalin was the working title. Holocaust survivor, and former Legal Director of the...

Fred
Oct 26, 20246 min read


Cleveland.com's Magic Trick
So yesterday, against my better judgement, I started my day at cleveland.com . Wow, how do you cheat at craps and win $5,000? That looked...

Fred
Oct 26, 20242 min read


Smoke and Mirrors
Regardless of which side of the political fence you are on. and regardless of which candidate wins the election, know that you never...

Nature's Ombudsman
Oct 20, 20248 min read


Top 50 Most Disappointing Albums of All-Time
Editor's Note: The working title was How Can Rolling Stone Magazine be Wrong All the Time? Part II. Rolling Stone magazine rolled out...

Fred
Oct 19, 20249 min read


Rooting for Art the Clown
In the biggest upset since Vanderbilt beat Alabama in college football, Art the Clown, the star character in the movie Terrifier 3 , beat...

Fred
Oct 15, 20241 min read


The Absurdity of the 2024 Election
As I watched Elon Musk jump up and down on stage at a Donald Trump Rally last weekend, like he was Tom Cruise on Oprah Winfrey's Couch, I...

Fred
Oct 13, 20244 min read
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