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20 Forgotten 80's Musical Gems
Touch and Go by Emerson, Lake, and Powell. That's right, that says POWELL. Emerson, Lake, and Powell only lasted a year before breaking...

Fred
Sep 13, 20253 min read


How You Know the Devil is Winning
Do you know what is good and what is bad? I mean that sincerely. Do you know where society's Moral Compass lies? Charles Kirk wasn't...

Fred
Sep 13, 20254 min read


Chase Herbstreit: Loser
Site Disclaimer: In the past, we were loathe to criticize college kids...until they started to collect piles of NIL money. Earlier this...

Fred
Sep 7, 20253 min read


Choking on Indigestible Reams of Information
Those on the Left are screaming "RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES! IT'S TIME TO NAIL THAT BASTARD DONALD TRUMP!!!" Those on the Right are screaming "RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES! IT'S TIME TO NAIL THE PARTY OF PEDOPHILES!!! As a libertarian, I support the release of all of the government files on Jeffrey Epstein, damage to EITHER party be damned. But then I ran across this gem: ABC News reported : Most of Epstein Files given to Congress are Already Public Record. What games are we play

Fred
Sep 6, 20254 min read


Where are the Internet's Detours?
I had the simple thought in my head: Is Jim Rome still on the radio? I used to enjoy his radio show, but didn't recall seeing Rome on any...

Fred
Sep 6, 20252 min read


Putin's Fatal Fascination with Europe
Editor's Note - The working title was: How China Will Be The World's Superpower For The Next 1,000 years. If I was Zhang Youxia, the...

Fred
Sep 2, 20256 min read


Evolution: A Million Polaroid Music Notes
Back when I was a very small child, around 6 or 7 years old, my favorite song was Rock the Boat by the Hues Corporation. Rock the Boat...

Fred
Sep 1, 20251 min read


When You're Poor, You're a Junkie. When You're Rich, You're Just Jim Irsay
ESPN on 5/21/25 : Colts Owner and CEO Jim Irsay Dies at 65 "Jim Irsay passed away peacefully in his sleep." We cut and pasted that quote...

Fred
Aug 31, 20252 min read


Finding New Ways to Fail
Earlier this week, I re-hashed an old article from 2019: Let's Burn Some More Flags . But instead of promoting the article with our...

Fred
Aug 31, 20251 min read


Your Life May Be the Only Bible Someone Reads
I was making a Taco Bell Breakfast run when, suddenly, the car in front of me slammed on its brakes to make a right turn into a church....

Fred
Aug 30, 20251 min read


Let's Burn Some More Flags
This from CBS News yesterday: " President Trump signed an executive order Monday that seeks to punish people who burn the American...

Fred
Aug 27, 20252 min read


Shooting Fish in the Marijuana Barrel
When I think of famous Pot-Heads, these are the Top 5 I think of: Snoop Dogg : From the Cannabis Museum in Amsterdam - " When you think...

Fred
Aug 24, 20252 min read


The Holy Trinity of Unwarranted Hate?
??? Sanders, Reese, and Bronny James? I don't hate any of them.... Well, let me clarify. Shedeur Sanders : I'm a Cleveland Browns fan, I...

Fred
Aug 20, 20253 min read


Was Colin Kaepernick's Agreement for $100 Million?
Let me tell you about the NFL. Back in 2016, Josh Gordon's suspension reinstatement was denied by the NFL for yet another failed drug...

Fred
Aug 18, 20253 min read


ESPN's Lazy, Lazy Soccer Journalism
The English Premier League begins this weekend, and predicting the outcome of the Premier League is one of our favorite articles to write...

Fred
Aug 16, 20252 min read


Do You Remember When Google Just Worked?
Back around the year 2010, Google just worked. What the hell do I mean by that? When Google started, it was a bit clunky. By 2010,...

Fred
Aug 16, 20252 min read


The Ruble
A week before Russia invaded Ukraine, the US Dollar against the Russian Ruble was at 77.164. Despite a roller coast ride, where Joe Biden...

Fred
Aug 13, 20253 min read


God Bless Dane Cook
My wife asked me to go to a comedy show at the Rocket Arena in Cleveland yesterday. I asked her the headliner and she said Matt Rife . I...

Fred
Aug 11, 20252 min read


Sharon Osbourne's Last Untenable Cash Grab
From Beacon of Speech last month: "I wanted to watch the Livestream of Ozzy's Final Concert. Looked on streaming services, not there....

Fred
Aug 9, 20253 min read


Just Buy Dyson Vacuums
When my wife and I moved in together, we got a vacuum with a replaceable bag. I don't even remember the brand. Within one year, we killed...

Fred
Aug 8, 20251 min read


A Kiss Cost Spain the 2025 Women's European Championship
Listen, I haven't memorized all of the Women's Soccer Rosters across Europe, so I asked AI: Who are the Best Women's Soccer Players in...

Fred
Aug 7, 20252 min read


Beacon of Speech #1,500
Poor SchlepRock, a dark cloud follows him everywhere. This is not a great time for article # 1,500. Feeling a bit run over, feeling a lot...

Fred
Aug 5, 20251 min read


How Disney Cancelled the Really Gay Solar Opposites
Way, way back in the year 2013, Rick Harmon and Justin Roiland premiered their cartoon Rick and Morty on Adult Swim and, almost...

Fred
Aug 3, 20253 min read


Now Alternative Press is Dead
Back in the year 2020, Alternative Press founder Mike Shea sold the best music magazine in the history of the world to MDDN. Never heard...

Fred
Aug 3, 20253 min read
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