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The Cleveland Browns are Degenerate Gamblers
The Cleveland Browns signed Deshaun Watson yesterday. Did they make a smart bet? Uh, no. They made a bet. Deshaun Watson's career record...

Fred
Mar 19, 20223 min read


Putin's Landing Spot
You all know the story of Hitler's death. The Americans were closing in from the west and the Russians were closing in from the east and...

Fred
Mar 18, 20223 min read


Andrew Berry and Mary Kay Cabot are on the Clock
Despite their ups and downs, the Pittsburgh Steelers have only had one losing season since the year 2000. In a league set up for...

Fred
Mar 16, 20223 min read


Las Vegas Cavaliers
According to a report at Fake SportsCenter, LeBron James is looking to buy an NBA Franchise. Uh, duh. We have written about it ad...

Fred
Mar 15, 20222 min read


PUTIN!!!
About a week ago, I stopped writing about the Russian Invasion of Ukraine. My writing couldn't keep up in real time with the events that...

Fred
Mar 13, 20225 min read


Joel Gion Still Rockin' the Tambourine
Back in 2003, the greatest Rock Documentary ever created was released, DIG! The story of the Brian Jonestown Massacre and the Dandy...

Fred
Mar 11, 20221 min read


Taco Bell is Hell
Earlier this week, there was an interesting article that speculated what happens in the brain when you die: Groundbreaking Study First to...

Fred
Mar 10, 20222 min read


Top 50 Greatest Pop Punk Songs of All Time: Rebuttal
Editor's Note: Last week, I read an article at cleveland.com 100 Greatest Pop Punk Songs of All Time. The list, from top to bottom,...

Fred
Mar 7, 20224 min read


No Matter What ESPN Tells You, MLS is in Trouble
I watched a little bit of the New England Revolution/FC Dallas game today and saw Bruce Arena become the all-time winningest coach in...

Fred
Mar 6, 20223 min read


How Old is Too Old?
Last week, we were just writing about Sir Paul McCartney approaching 80 and I thought to myself, "how old is too old?" Now I remember BB...

Fred
Mar 3, 20222 min read


If You Burn Down a Nuclear Power Plant, That is Using a Nuke
That's it. That's the article. Putin thinks he's clever. Both the Daily Mail and the Drudge Report are reporting that the Russians are...

Fred
Mar 3, 20221 min read


Ukraine: Addition by Subtraction
According to the Daily Mail, there is now a 40 mile convoy of Russians outside of Kyiv. I'm not telling Ukraine to surrender, but.........

Fred
Mar 2, 20223 min read


Technically, the Supreme Court is Nearly Perfect
The population of the United States is 49% Male and 51% Female. After Ketanji Brown Jackson is sworn in, and there's no reason to believe...

Fred
Feb 28, 20221 min read


How Putin Lost the PR War in One Picture
Even though I have been glued to the computer while following the events in Ukraine, not everyone is engaged in the conflict.... When I...

Fred
Feb 27, 20222 min read


Hey Kids, Don't Do Heroin -or- Did Grunge Kill Rock Music?
Earlier this week, Mark Lanegan died and I was surprisingly upset about his death. I wasn't the biggest Screaming Trees fan, but Nearly...

Fred
Feb 27, 20222 min read


How the Bidens Accelerated the Russian Invasion of Ukraine
You and I live in America. The way things work in America are not the way they work in Russia. They just aren't. With that being said,...

Fred
Feb 25, 20224 min read


Slate Magazine, of all places, Was Most Right About the Russian Invasion
Over the past week, the Daily Mail UK has predicted that Putin would go on a Blitzkrieg not seen since Hitler, while CNN has been...

Fred
Feb 22, 20223 min read


Talkin' About the Beatles....in 2022
My partner and I at Beacon of Speech watched the first part of the Beatles Documentary together and it was fascinating, I highly...

Fred
Feb 21, 20224 min read


Done with LeBron
Back in 1991, my late Grandfather taped the entirety of the 100-hour Gulf War. He was a navy veteran and ate that shit up. He cherished...

Fred
Feb 20, 20223 min read


The Sad, Sad Story of HC Donbass
What do you mean sad, sad story? HC Donbass is one of the most successful sports franchises in Eastern Ukraine-- Ohhhhhh. As soon as the...

Fred
Feb 19, 20222 min read


Ukraine, Ukraine, Ukraine
The number #1 news story in the world today is Ukraine. Period. What is going on across the borders of Ukraine, right now, right this...

Fred
Feb 19, 20221 min read


Gary Bettman is like a Rash That Doesn't Go Away
At the end of 2021, I went on a diatribe about Gary Bettman pulling out of the 2022 Olympics in Beijing. The best American hockey players...

Fred
Feb 17, 20222 min read


Screw OBJ
Odell Beckham Junior had an undisclosed knee injury in Super Bowl LVI? Fred: Wah. See Jack Youngblood in Super Bowl XIV. Average Fan: How...

Fred
Feb 13, 20221 min read


Gabriel Martinelli is a Punk
Earlier in the week Arsenal beat the Wolverhampton Wanderers 1-0. Just into the second half, Gabriel Martinelli pushed down a...

Fred
Feb 12, 20222 min read
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