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Chelsea vs Ivanka
I came across this article this morning on Bustle: Stephen Colbert Asked Chelsea Clinton About Ivanka Trump & She Cut Right To The Chase...

Fred
Mar 6, 20182 min read


The Long Term Contract I Had to Sign...
The long-term contract that I had to sign Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time With my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda...

Fred
Mar 5, 20182 min read


Big Brother is Watching...ME
Yesterday I woke up at 5:45 a.m. I walked to the toilet and relieved the pressure in my bladder. For 5 minutes I was detached from the...

Fred
Mar 3, 20183 min read
Creepy Ol' Bastards (NFL Version)
I'm not sure if this is a commentary on men...or on women. So I was reading the Daily Mail UK, my secret shame, and it had a story about...

Fred
Mar 2, 20184 min read


Beacon #78
Webcast #78 cruelly glitched itself out of existence. Unlike my youth, the more we fail, the stronger our resolve. Here was my magical...

Fred
Feb 27, 20181 min read


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Па́вел Вале́рьевич Дацю́к, центр The Russian National Team (screw that O.A.R. crap) just won the Gold Medal in Olympic Hockey. Led by...

Fred
Feb 25, 20182 min read


Every Snowflake Participates Now (Part III)
On September 13, 2107, Donald Trump asked ESPN to fire reporter Jemele Hill. They said no. In December of 2017, this quote leaked out...

Fred
Feb 24, 20183 min read


Why the NRA Fights -or- The Week in Guns (Part III)
I keep reading that NOW is the time to talk about gun control. Okay, here we go. Why does the NRA fight against any form of gun control?...

Fred
Feb 22, 20186 min read


Not THAT Tony Granato
Back in 2011, I wrote my first book called American Suicide that decried the corporate structure in America. Aside from the corporate...

Fred
Feb 18, 20186 min read


?!?!? Movies ?!?!?
There are 9 movies nominated for Best Film in 2018. Here's my interest level in watching any one of them based on their trailers: Call Me...

Fred
Feb 17, 20181 min read


The Week in Guns (Part II)
So there was another school shooting yesterday. What do we do now? Let's go to Facebook and see who's fault it was. (Real Facebook Posts...

Fred
Feb 15, 20183 min read


You Still Don't Get It (Yes, You!)
Donald Trump is the CEO of America. You think he's the President. That's not the way to look at it. I'm not saying Trump being CEO of...

Fred
Feb 13, 20185 min read


Crazed: An All Out Metal Assault
One of the great debates of our day is whether marijuana is a gateway drug or not. Well, as I was listening to the song Bleed by...

Fred
Feb 12, 20183 min read


The Marines
I came across this story on Super Bowl Weekend: The Marines Seek Young, Tough Recruits in Super Bowl Ad. For some reason, I don't think...

Fred
Feb 11, 20185 min read


Did the Olympics Start?
Went on over to the "worldwide leader" of sports at 5 am this morning looking for an Olympics Preview. Doesn't look like the Olympics...

Fred
Feb 9, 20182 min read


Change
I have never shied away from my admiration for the band Oingo Boingo. From their unconventional and zany beginnings in the 70's to their...

Fred
Feb 4, 20182 min read


Fake Indian Outrage
Yesterday the Politically Correct crowd finally claimed the scalp of Chief Wahoo. As a Cleveland Indians fan, I have tried to explain to...

Fred
Jan 30, 20182 min read


Ira Madison III is Stupid as Hell
My whole life, nearly 50 years on Earth, the Grammy Awards have been mostly wrong. It's like they purposely try NOT to get it right. The...

Fred
Jan 29, 20183 min read


Covered in Punk Rated: Song by Song
Dr. Demento is the unequivocal King of Novelty Music. At 76 years old, he is still promoting Novelty Music at every opportunity. Last...

Fred
Jan 27, 20187 min read


Kurdistan
Free Middle-Eastern Nations according to The Telegraph (UK) Weren't we just in Iraq a few years back? Of course we were. Is Iraq free?...

Fred
Jan 24, 20183 min read


Match Made in Hell
Even though LeBron James is the best basketball player in the world, I'm still not his biggest fan. Again, basketball is not my sport and...

Fred
Jan 20, 20184 min read


Facebook v Drudge Report
"Facebook is making a major change to the News Feed that will...."- recode.net That little blurb was Trending, according to Facebook, on...

Fred
Jan 19, 20185 min read


Puerto Rico and the Flu
As the flu ravishes the United States of America, my dear wife, who's in the medical field, keeps speaking of shortages of medicines made...

Fred
Jan 14, 20183 min read


Pay to Play (BBB Edition)
I am upset with myself that I even know who LaVar Ball is, but I feel like the founder of Big Baller Brands is on ESPN EVERY SINGLE DAY!...

Fred
Jan 13, 20182 min read
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