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Evolution: A Million Polaroid Music Notes
Back when I was a very small child, around 6 or 7 years old, my favorite song was Rock the Boat by the Hues Corporation. Rock the Boat...

Fred
Sep 11 min read


When You're Poor, You're a Junkie. When You're Rich, You're Just Jim Irsay
ESPN on 5/21/25 : Colts Owner and CEO Jim Irsay Dies at 65 "Jim Irsay passed away peacefully in his sleep." We cut and pasted that quote...

Fred
Aug 312 min read


Finding New Ways to Fail
Earlier this week, I re-hashed an old article from 2019: Let's Burn Some More Flags . But instead of promoting the article with our...

Fred
Aug 311 min read


Your Life May Be the Only Bible Someone Reads
I was making a Taco Bell Breakfast run when, suddenly, the car in front of me slammed on its brakes to make a right turn into a church....

Fred
Aug 301 min read


Let's Burn Some More Flags
This from CBS News yesterday: " President Trump signed an executive order Monday that seeks to punish people who burn the American...

Fred
Aug 272 min read


Shooting Fish in the Marijuana Barrel
When I think of famous Pot-Heads, these are the Top 5 I think of: Snoop Dogg : From the Cannabis Museum in Amsterdam - " When you think...

Fred
Aug 242 min read


The Holy Trinity of Unwarranted Hate?
??? Sanders, Reese, and Bronny James? I don't hate any of them.... Well, let me clarify. Shedeur Sanders : I'm a Cleveland Browns fan, I...

Fred
Aug 203 min read


Was Colin Kaepernick's Agreement for $100 Million?
Let me tell you about the NFL. Back in 2016, Josh Gordon's suspension reinstatement was denied by the NFL for yet another failed drug...

Fred
Aug 183 min read


ESPN's Lazy, Lazy Soccer Journalism
The English Premier League begins this weekend, and predicting the outcome of the Premier League is one of our favorite articles to write...

Fred
Aug 162 min read


Do You Remember When Google Just Worked?
Back around the year 2010, Google just worked. What the hell do I mean by that? When Google started, it was a bit clunky. By 2010,...

Fred
Aug 162 min read


The Ruble
A week before Russia invaded Ukraine, the US Dollar against the Russian Ruble was at 77.164. Despite a roller coast ride, where Joe Biden...

Fred
Aug 133 min read


God Bless Dane Cook
My wife asked me to go to a comedy show at the Rocket Arena in Cleveland yesterday. I asked her the headliner and she said Matt Rife . I...

Fred
Aug 112 min read


Sharon Osbourne's Last Untenable Cash Grab
From Beacon of Speech last month: "I wanted to watch the Livestream of Ozzy's Final Concert. Looked on streaming services, not there....

Fred
Aug 93 min read


Just Buy Dyson Vacuums
When my wife and I moved in together, we got a vacuum with a replaceable bag. I don't even remember the brand. Within one year, we killed...

Fred
Aug 81 min read


A Kiss Cost Spain the 2025 Women's European Championship
Listen, I haven't memorized all of the Women's Soccer Rosters across Europe, so I asked AI: Who are the Best Women's Soccer Players in...

Fred
Aug 72 min read


Beacon of Speech #1,500
Poor SchlepRock, a dark cloud follows him everywhere. This is not a great time for article # 1,500. Feeling a bit run over, feeling a lot...

Fred
Aug 51 min read


How Disney Cancelled the Really Gay Solar Opposites
Way, way back in the year 2013, Rick Harmon and Justin Roiland premiered their cartoon Rick and Morty on Adult Swim and, almost...

Fred
Aug 33 min read


Now Alternative Press is Dead
Back in the year 2020, Alternative Press founder Mike Shea sold the best music magazine in the history of the world to MDDN. Never heard...

Fred
Aug 33 min read


99.9%
Today, Jimmy Haslam and his wife, Dee, held a press conference stating that the new Brookpark, Ohio Stadium was " 99.9% " going to...

Fred
Jul 291 min read


Bibi Netanyahu: Living Avatar of the Old Testament God
Let's take a short Bible Quiz, shall we? Who said: 38 “You have heard that it was said, ‘Eye for eye, and tooth for tooth.’[a] 39 But I...

Fred
Jul 293 min read


How South Park was Right About Trump
The South Park guys really nailed Trump in the Season 27 Premier. How so? Last year we wrote that Donald Trump is Donald Trump . It is...

Fred
Jul 262 min read


Pay Us What You Owe Us: All Sports Edition
So....Nothing? Yesterday, WNBA Players wore Pay Us What You Owe Us shirts. What do they THINK they deserve? According to the USA Today's...

Fred
Jul 204 min read


Taco Bell is Declaring War on McDonald's...Again
Back when I was in college, I worked at our local Taco Bell. Once, there was a mandatory meeting at 8:00 AM in the morning, and if you...

Fred
Jul 204 min read


How Late Night Television Killed Itself
Editor's Note: The working title of the article was Stephan Colbert Got What He Deserved My personal opinion is that CBS/Paramount...

Fred
Jul 194 min read
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