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Screw the NCAA (Hockey Edition)
Let me get this crystal f@cking clear. The Minnesota State Mavericks came in first over the WCHA Regular Season with a 32-7-2 record....

Fred
Mar 25, 20193 min read


Freedom of Speech, John McCain Style (In an Alternate Universe)
I was a fan of John McCain's, but I've had it up to here with the other McCains. Why? Because John McCain could have stopped Donald Trump...

Fred
Mar 23, 20194 min read


Oozing Wound
Four words jumped off the page of Oozing Wound's latest album review at New Noise Magazine, fastest noise rock band. I immediately...

Fred
Mar 18, 20191 min read


Michael Jackson is Dead
Came across this article over the past weekend, We'll Never Listen to Michael Jackson the Same Way Again by Brandon Griggs at CNN. Is...

Fred
Mar 17, 20196 min read


The BEST Wide Receiver Corps (Maybe This Time)
Back on August 9, 2018, we declared that, on paper, the Cleveland Browns had had one of the best Wide Receiving Corps in all of football...

Fred
Mar 16, 20192 min read


Get Off My Lawn! -or- Miscellaneous (March 2019)
Every article skeleton I started this weekend was just me sounding like an angry old man. Then I thought "maybe I'll just give a headline...

Fred
Mar 4, 20194 min read


War in the Internet Age
Came across an interesting blurb on Yahoo: Don't Mess with Pakistan! There's a disputed swath of land on the Indian/Pakistan border...

Fred
Feb 26, 20194 min read


A Star is Born
Shhhh. I'm going to tell you a secret. I just read my TWENTIETH headline about Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga. I hate that song Shallow....

Fred
Feb 26, 20191 min read


La Danse des Mots
When I was teenager, I had taped a late night Music Video show called Rock 'N' America. On the show one week was an amazingly original...
15 Year Old Fred
Feb 19, 20191 min read


$1.29
I got a $1.29 burnin' a hole in my pocket. I want to buy a song on iTunes and listen to it a million times. Something New. Let's see how...

Fred
Feb 18, 20193 min read


....Now It's Over (For Maybe A Year)
3 weeks ago, the Left Wing Media in America was launching confetti and dancing in the streets, Awesome Nancy Pelosi had defeated the Evil...

Fred
Feb 17, 20194 min read


Anthony Davis (to L.A.) Part II
Guess what didn't happen last week? I incorrectly guessed that Anthony Davis would become a Laker. In this case, I was gladly wrong. As a...

Fred
Feb 11, 20196 min read


The Problem with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (Part Tres)
When we first spoke about AOC last summer, she was merely a novelty. Now she's an American Phenomenon. Why? Because Americans are...

Fred
Feb 10, 20193 min read


Demonic Liberals?
I suppose some Metal music leans to the left politically, I never really gave it much thought. When listening to Metal I want to escape...

Fred
Feb 7, 20193 min read


Where Do You Hide?
Just to move this article along, let's pretend you don't like Donald Trump. You don't hate him, you're just tired of him. Where do you...

Fred
Feb 5, 20191 min read


Super Bowl LIII Preview -or- The Bastards Win
The narrative of Bill Belichick is that he's one of the greatest football coaches of all time. I'm not here to disagree with that...

Fred
Feb 3, 20196 min read


Anthony Davis (to L.A.)
Unfortunately, LeBron will get his way. Again. And the daily soap opera that is the NBA has sucked me in, yet again. Anthony Davis wants...

Fred
Feb 1, 20193 min read


Joe Ha-den (Update)
How about a bet? In 2019, if Williams is the Defensive Coordinator of the Cleveland Browns and marching through the playoffs, while Haden...

Fred
Jan 30, 20192 min read


Attention: Metalheads
A few days ago, I spent the morning reading about Alice in Chains. Why? I don't even remember why, but once I skipped from article to...

Fred
Jan 28, 20192 min read


You Still Don't Understand, It's Not Over...
Everywhere I go online, people are gleeful that Nancy Pelosi stood up to Donald Trump and won. Guess what, dummies? Have you ever watched...

Fred
Jan 27, 20193 min read


Union Busting 101
Elizabeth Warren has already thrown her hat into the ring for the 2020 Presidential Election. Bernie Sander isn't gong to be too far...

Fred
Jan 21, 20199 min read


Torturing Myself -or- Reviewing for the 2019 Grammys
I have written before of my fondness for Childish Gambino. I hope that Donald Glover wins Record of the Year for This is America. But at...

Fred
Jan 14, 20193 min read


BREAKING NEWS
Breaking news! R Kelly sexually abused teenage girls! Wait, what? What year is this? The first lawsuit against R Kelly alleging that he...

Fred
Jan 13, 20194 min read


Choose Your Own Adventure
My family is still peeved that I made them watch Netflix's Bandersnatch. Listen, the concept of a real-life, choose-your-own-adventure...

Fred
Jan 7, 20192 min read
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